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  • verschiede ansichten von professoren über einen kuss

    Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

    ** Prof. of Computer Science:

    A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

    ** Prof. of Algebra:

    A kiss is two divided by nothing.

    ** Prof. of Geometry:

    A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

    ** Prof. of Physics:

    A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    ** Prof. of Chemistry:

    A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

    ** Prof. of Zoology:

    A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

    ** Prof. of Physiology:

    A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of
    contraction.

    ** Prof. of Dentistry:

    A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    ** Prof. of Accountancy:

    A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    ** Prof. of Economics:

    A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

    ** Prof. of Statistics:

    A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of
    36-24-36.

    ** Prof. of Philosophy:

    A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for
    the old.

    ** Prof. of English:

    A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than
    proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

    ** Prof. of Engineering:

    Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
    gruz
    Jack
    ______________________________

    Mein Motto für das Leben:

    1. Das Glück bevorzugt den der vorbereitet ist.
    2. Murphy's law übertrifft vier Asse
    und
    3. Es ist nicht erst eine Lüge wenn es ein anderer glaubt.

  • #2
    *lol*


    grz zer00

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